The CAIR Bears Are Here--Just in time for Christmas
December 3, 2007
Rude News.com is displaying the new line of CAIR Bears. They look adorable, but no, they're not really for sale. At least, I don't think they are. This of course follows the Mohammed teddy bear saga in Sudan.
"CAIR" is an apparent reference to the Council on American Islamic Relations, which bills itself as “America's largest Islamic civil liberties group,” and which was named as an unindicted co-conspirator in a recent terror funding trial.
Rude News says the CAIR Bear lineup includes:
Jihad Bear - Jihad Bear is at the front lines killing filthy Zionist Bears everywhere. Peace be upon him!
Sharia Bear - Sharia Bear is properly clothed, otherwise she will be stoned to death.
Scare Bear - Scare Bear has many hats. Sympathizer, Talking Head and even Film Producer. Whether its phony protests, fighting cartoons, blaming Israel or filming atrocities for Allah, Scare Bear is ready to indulge the Western media.
Barrister/Attorney Bear - The #1 CAIR Bear. This little guy has copied other victim hustlers and has built an industry using our Western values against us. Allah hu Ackbear!
Ayatollah Bear - Ayatollah Bear is greatly exalted for his issuing of death-fatwas upon infidels.
I can't decide whether I think Rude News will be threatened with a lawsuit.
On its website, CAIR says the British school teacher in the Sudan teddy bear case "should have never been charged."
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